Dan Bull - Torchlight lyrics

I'm in the dungeon under torchlight, hunting for some more fights Lunging at these monsters with a hundred different sword types Sorry chum, this one just isn't your night I'm plundering your undergarments but they feel all tight I collect the sets of armor, check my rare pajamas I slot the bu*tonhole with ember for some extra mana My hotbar's rock hard, I'm rough like a dog bark You're taking a beating, I've got heart Drop bars like a bard practising a lost art Rap battling a path to the boss part on hard To ensure I've done the job, I employ a wondrous wand You just can't get the staff these days, go on, jog on Waving my piece at dangerous beasts, aim and then squeeze Flaming and making them bleed, draining their veins Changing their brain to debris, savour the pain and release When I slay 'em and the game says, "Your fame has increased" Open up a portal, get back to town Trade resources at the stores and then head back down Lay the smack down on an smorgasbord of organisms If you've got an issue with it, soz, it isn't your decision This is an important mission and in your position I'd put a cork in it, stop talking all this squawk and listen Or I'll leave you in a poor condition, call a mortician There's nothing more that we can do for you, the lore's been written Feed my pet a couple of fishes, delicious Please grant my wishes when I enchant my britches When I'm battling with a Mycon, see a Tu'tara pick a fight See a Ratlin get a fight on while I'm sparring with a Bittersprite Look, I'm not the fickle type, never discriminated If it exists, then it begs to be eliminated, immolated And if I spring a Mimic imitating anything You better believe that I'll obliterate it With a vicious uppercut, call it a facelift If you faith, pray 'cause your fate's writ Gadzooks, look in my hands, loot gathered up to transmute The money that I earn gets burned like a damn Zoot I'm overloading on potions and just hoping I can go in on the next boss without overdosing All this alchemy is probably not healthy, meaning If I use it on my enemies it'll be helping me Light the torches And get down