Where are my trousers? Where are my trousers? [Verse 1] One morning I woke up with such a bad head I thought I'd been hit by a tow truck, smack, no such luck Look down and notice that I'm wearing no top No socks and no trousers, oh fock Bits and bobs jiggling around so much I'm a walking promotion for Botox How did I get here? Why am I naked? I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is [Hook 1] I'm just a naked man, running around, baby Hold on a minute, I'm a little overwhelmed I'm just a naked man, running around, baby Hold on a minute, what's that rustling sound? [Verse 2] Said, how did I get here? Why am I naked? I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is I put the pieces together like Kojak A bit of wood and a bit of stone is a stone axe What a throwback, h*mo erectus Hope you know Latin 'cause I'm whacking your solar plexus Stay away from my camp, you and your mans ran in Crafting and aiming at you with a hand cannon Defending my base, I stand on my feet I'm nude but you won't get your hands on my meat I'm planning to eat, build bigger, better houses But for now I'd better get a pair of trousers [Hook 2] I'm just a naked man, running around Hold on a minute, baby, look what I've found I'm just a naked man, running around, baby Hold on a minute, what's that rustling sound? [Verse 3] Shh, I'm a bare man fighting a bear, man I don't need bare man, I do it with my bare hands I'm gonna track a deer, follow the hoof prints Till I come across a box full of blueprints Now I can do things like a civilised man But I'll still k** anything that moves with the thing in my hand It's been a nice chat but I'm still gonna stick a knife in the guy's back Don't trust anybody, not even your best friend It's an act, better put it on the West End Let's not pretend, human nature has changed, man Still naked, behaving like a caveman [Hook outro] I'm just a naked man, running around Hold on a minute, why's there blood on the ground? I'm just a naked man, running around, baby Hold on a minute, what's that rustling, rustling sound?