[Intro:] When I was a baby, I was born! But I wasn't born in a hospital.. I was BORN IN BLOOD! Yayy! [Verse 1:] Rah! This town to which I've come is hellish Full of malice, the sun has vanished Now it's overrun with rabid grubs and maggots So I guess it's good I'm hooded Clad in rugged rags and brandishing a ma**ive bloody mallet The Hunter's plan is plundering an underground pungent palace overrun with baddies A Chalice dungeon, that is And should I perish in this parish, this gothic ghetto Fret not, I'm coming back to get my blood echoes! [Chorus:] Bloodborne, we were born in blood Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods Bloodborne, we were born in blood Now we rise from the dark like morning wood [Verse 2:] The graveyard's my playground, swing on the beast claw Logarius merry-go-round Did you ever see saw? I want to play a game, flamespray and maim Any tainted dog, beast, boar or maiden Man I flay and aim my blade Spread their brains on the pavement like Mayonnaise 'til their late like pa**engers on Merseyrail Railways How I miss the gay old days, sun on my pale face Nah, son I'm a trailblazer Never save, no failsafe These doomed peasents' future isn't too pleasant Little more than a source of food for the moon presence So you'd better use your communion runes or do penance For absolution shall elude you without true repentance Neuter you with a Saw Cleaver, leave you with a sore beaver It'll hurt more than missing spoiler alerts on Saul Teasers Or biting grapeshot you thought were some maltesers This region's never even seen a person called Jesus [Chorus:] Bloodborne, we were born in blood Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods Bloodborne, we were born in blood Now we rise from the dark like morning wood [Verse 3:] Watch the Brick Troll, his hits sting more than rick rolls Or sticking a Tonitrus right into your dickhole I use a hunchback as a human punchbag And when I'm done I have him running back to school without his lunchpack And here's a fun fact: my Hunter Axe Has a somewhat different function that it would were I a lumberjack I'm sick enough to recite that Monty Python bit While swiping it from side to side in the middle of a viper pit How did I get my job? Where did I find the gig? Let's just put it this way: I didn't apply for it And I might be sick, but the true boss isn't me exactly Tip your hat to Mr. Hidetaka Miyazaki [Chorus:] Bloodborne, we were born in blood Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods Bloodborne, we were born in blood Now we rise from the dark like morning wood [Outro:] (Bloodborne, we were born in blood) (Snuff all of your torches and throw up your hoods) (Bloodborne, we were born in blood) (Now we rise from the dark like morning wood)