Dan Bull Smith, Stiffy, Skitch, McTwist into A kickflip, liptrick, quick switcheroo You kids get pissed if we missed a few But we got a frickin' big list of tricks to do I'm like giving a nuke to Mr Magoo Hit the big red bu*ton Head bu*tin' If you dispute The only way I'll open my eyes to different views Is when I'm ownin' the skies 360 degrees Skatopia bred Straight over your head I can't skate so I play it from my sofa instead While you're wearin' your Ray-bans And getting a spray-tan The British are rippin' up the American Wasteland Dave and Dan are bringin' the sk** Singin' at will I'd give my kingdom for a horse call me king of the hill Rap's Richard the Third Gap tricking with words Ha Bringing a flamingo That isn't a bird Smack Hittin' the curb like my back wheel But this isn't the certain Thug Life 2Pac feels You won't be having your cap peeled But I might crack a melon, acapella And prepare your last meal A bit of stalefish You're not gettin' bailed, prick So get on your bike Lest you get your little tail-whipped You failed to nail the trick You've been derailed And made to pale into insignificance You silly little I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I Jump on my board, grab it and fly Fly, fly, fly, fly I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I Jump on my board, grab it and fly Fly, fly, fly, fly Dave Brown First of all I'd like to a**ure I'm all above board But as gravity attests I tend to break laws That's legality suppressed When I space walk So I'm always entertained, I'll never skate bored Half work, half play That 50/50 grind But there's two games at stake And that's the rap and the skate kind When I hear a hater say that it's only a game "Revert to manually skating" What am I a cave man? No way fam! So don't give me that lip, trick When I flip out, jump up and grab you you'll zip quick I'll hit with a triple kickflip you over So there's a high chance of a spine transfer While I band this sick mix I got them RSI rhymes And if you disagree I'll be like "No, comply" While grindin' pipes for sure brought nostalgia IF one more man misunderstands when I say Tony Hawks Underground look Smack that hipster And break his indie nosebone Hit him so hard, I'll press his X chromosome Then get air so high I'll bring back a boatload of ozone And tell him what I told Newton Just give up and go home! Dan Bull I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I Jump on my board, grab it and fly Fly, fly, fly, fly I'm a Tony Hawk addict and I Jump on my board, grab it and fly Fly, fly, fly, fly