Dan Bull - Arkham Asylum lyrics

Ha! So the Joker's locked away in the asylum Methinks things are gonna become quite violent I believe, he slipped a trick inside his sleeve And his desire to leave is non-existent till he's Played a game malicious hide and seek With sticks and dynamite and TNT But what's that silhouette that you can see? In the half-light to the dark night You might just find the Dark Knight Savage as a shark bite To the other rappers who can't just quite do this You see the truth is I leap from roofs with A really ruthless steez I leave you toothless please You silly doofus I'll give you a Chinese burn And I don't mean Confucius Dead inside a little urn I'll twist your arm Until the skin is rather irritated My methods of torture are really unsophisticated To the most complicated machinations To mash your face in With patterned lacerations that are fascinating And as my grapple hangs my batarang'll batter gangs I brang the thang to make you say this can't be happenstance The blackest avalanche, and as Dan's an anagram of "and" I'll crick your spine and leave twisted like an ampersand Feeling squiffy like you're getting high in Amsterdam The neon city light'll emphasize the fact your damned Nanananananana Nanananananana Batman, Batman If Commissioner Gordon didn't ignore the dissonant warnings Than it'd have surely been a different story All together for the better The prisoners all lead a sinister life a criminal orgy Living inside a wicked and vile despicable isle Sicker than bile But it's evident I'm a vigilant militant Willing to k** them with brilliant diligent sk** and the guile Of a k**er with infinite style Jack White is quite insane, and while I'm fighting Bane I find a titan-like strain flowing rife inside his veins It's the same the Joker's trying to synthesise in doses high as planes I'm tired of games, It's time for change To time to take is smile away, hey How long has k**er Croc been a co*k? My trap'll leave him reeling like a spinning top And I willn't stop until his locked up in a box Sit and watch me fighting pound for pound with Poison Ivy A vigilante plant antidote without my boys behind me Horticulture's not the sort of culture to be taken lightly I take an eighth of titan now I'm feelin' slightly hyphy I might be quite that as high that I can see inside me psyche Me, I'm so fly that I can fly, crikey Nanananananana Nanananananana Batman, Batman