[Intro] I invited a crowd of people Out into the middle of Bromsgrove To do the intro to this track Nice big crowd of people shouting p**ycut kind of thing As for the three people who turned up Thanks I appreciate the effort Bromsgove [Verse 1] The time I spent in ashton field doing track and field Heading down the chippy to grab myself a slap up meal Blackwell bike rides, having a nice time Get out the f**ing playground this my slide Sunny summers days and drizzly winters Ripping my finger wincing cause I gotta a little splinter My mum would help me pull it out with tweezers I got more to thank her for than Jesus Shout out to all my CFE believers I feel and grieve my lack of faith has made a rift that's deep between us These churches have such lovely architecture I remember Reverend White giving us a barmy lecture I thought I went to state school, but I was made a fool of Soz, I'm going to need some time to cool off Teaching babies the fables of the Bible As if they're true tales is a failure and I'm riled up [Hook] Represent [Verse 2] Go to the Waterstones in Bromsgrove Highstreet The spirituality shelf is quite deep Meanwhile, the section of philosophy is nowhere to be seen A logical lobotomy Literacy is the bottom of the pile round these parts Education? Don't even make me start I got a weak heart, and I'm getting dead frustrated On how difficult it is to just get educated Oooh a split infinitive, I've been a hypocrite Hey shut the f** up prick I'm going to split ya lip You're not worth this sh** Despite the fact that on occasion I crave to be evil like I'm Eartha Kitt That's an obscure reference, have you heard of it? In fact were you paying attention to a word of it? I'm the parish councils ‘versatile verbalist Gimme a country [?] backing track I'll murder it [Hook] Represent Kay, I'd like to continue my monologue now [Verse 3] Came from a sleepy town, I let it beat me down I wonder if my music teachers can see me now Mrs Brown, Mrs (Funny?), Mr (Hope?) and Mr Cox I'd like to point that Mr Cox is a co*k! Once he told me off because I fell off my chair when someone pulled it out Sir, tell me how is it fair? My form of shouting is rare Anecdotes funny quotes and I'm quite polite And nice I'll never try to ram down your throat Half country bumpkin, half towny bloke A Love hate relationship with the town around me though I like the green I like the trees and I like the decent people I don't like the crime, sleaze and all the meanie people I mean we're all human beings created clearly equally Then why do some play nice and some behavior is clearly evil People, are giving me a migraine The pain in my brain makes me aim to my grave [Hook] Represent [Outro] 1 time for your motherf**ing mind This goes out to everybody in North Worcestershire People who are nice and care about other people To Sammy Lion, I still think about you Bart Green, Lewis Wright, Chris (co*ktaul?), Chris Harris, Chris Bon?, Chris Hook All the other Chris' Charford Raiders Backhand foreground Sam Parish, who made fun of me for having simplistic lyrics Look where I am now, ya dickhead What's your band doing? Prick James Dike, stabbed me with a drawing pen Kevin Murphy, stabbed me with a compus Daniel Abbott, funniest child in the 1990s 2014 is really fun Let's all be nice to each other Except Sam Parish and Sam Western Cause there were, disrespectful to me as a musician And a human being