[Verse 1] Hey! Hey! Look, he's InTheLittleWood, real name Martyn A tough bugger so you better not be starting ‘Cause if you're rucking with the King of the Saplings You're gonna be on the receiving end of my backswing Who can take Tekkit and wreck it without effort Simultaneously quoting the poems of Samuel Beckett Man, I just made up a fact, but feck it Sometimes I come up with rubbish because I loved the auditory aesthetics I suggest you grab a potion and neck it ‘Cause there's a new LittleWood video, get Chrome up and check it Woah! The pyrotechnics of his Oculus' biometrics Are so sweet that they'll probably make you diabetic [Hook] Who'm I rapping about? Yes, it's LittleWood! Who'm I rapping about? Yes, it's LittleWood! Who'm I rapping about? Yes, it's LittleWood! Who'm I rapping about? Yes, it's LittleWood! [Verse 2] Is it a spelling mistake or something in my eye? No! He really does spell Martyn with a ‘Y', oh! Holy moly he is globally known for being bros with SoTotallyToby And although I know that evidence is purely anecdotal We can hopefully overlook it and keep it low key So why don't we? Okie dokie! Living in the Little Wood is more than a little good Hairs on your chest is the sort of thing that it'll put So come and have a gander! Get in on the banter! If you don't, you're an absolute… W-Wally? And if you spy Martyn or Kaeyi Don't forget to politely say “Hai!” [Hook] Who'm I rapping about? Yes, it's LittleWood! Who'm I rapping about? Yes, it's LittleWood! Who'm I rapping about? Yes, it's LittleWood! Who'm I rapping about? Yes, it's LittleWood! [Verse 3] Who's that blondie pops? The one we watch On our phones, our PC screens and on the box He's got the keys to the RPG scene He might be a beauty but you'll never see him sleeping He doesn't just focus on hot things like a welder He takes us back to the cla**ics: Zelda! He's old school he doesn't be no newbie Jollier than Oliver from Ni No Kuni Aww what a cutie, he's all 2D But if need be he'll kick your booty like Bruce Lee Leave you with a bruised knee so you better sit down! Soz I didn't mean to shout; that was a bit loud [Hook] Who'm I rapping about? Yes, it's LittleWood! Who'm I rapping about? Yes, it's LittleWood! Who'm I rapping about? Yes, it's LittleWood! Who'm I rapping about? Yes, it's LittleWood! [Outro] Who'm I rapping about? Who'm I rapping about? Who'm I? Who'm I? Who'm I rapping about? Yes, it's LittleWood!