I'm having trouble with Google+ Cause I don't know who to trust Twitter? Facebook? Two's enough Do we need another place for stupid stuff? Remember MySpace? It was a nice place 'til Facebook made it a giant waste Now MySpace Tom uses Google So it's clear which one's more useful 1 + 1 is 2 But if you only get one +1 It's poo Lots of filters for content anew But there's not one that tells us What bit is true It's doubtful to me I can helpfully glean that From the crap moving up and down on my screen I've run out of steam With the amount in my stream But in cyberspace, who can tell when you scream? 600,000,000 people like me Like this Are you taking the piss Or is there something I've missed? 600,000,000 people like me Like this Are you taking the piss? My social ties are total lies But I'm too tied in To show you why I'm totally fly when I socialize I've got a bigger Circle Than the goatse guy Though, I'm uncertain how Circles work Is it some kind of circle jerk? Cause it seems to me That the Hangout Is just a place for good mates To get their wang out Hang about, I don't want to stand out I'm just trying to protect my ring Like Gandalf And nowadays, staying private's an art Michelangelo's David's private parts Couldn't be more on the view than you So I might as well use my googlies As a Google Doodle When Google doesn't know What I'm Googling They know my shoe size My bowel movements And the mood I'm in The bits I miss When I do the hoovering And with whom I'm canoodling Never mind recycling Move me to the loony bin If Google's the future Then losers are Übermensch 600,000,000 people like me Like this Are you taking the piss Or is there something I've missed? (x2) 600,000,000 people like me Like this Are you taking the piss?