Dan Bern - Hooker lyrics

You were my hooker You were my slave You were my undertaker You dug me a grave You were my stripper You were my friend You were the one For whom I'd extend You made me suffer You made me flow You made me horny You made me grow You made me quiver You made me scream You taught me new ways Of eating ice cream You were my clotheline You were my cop You were my dancer After they would all drop You were my mistress You're my caboose You were my weakness And my excuse You were my habit You were my crutch You were my drug that I craved so much You were my doctor You were my saint You were my angel With a constant complaint You made me whimper You made me tall You made me feel like I's in juvenille hall You gave me headaches You gave me fear You gave me words that I needed to hear You were my prancer You were my shield You were my punishment For playing the field You were my teacher You were my child You were my fantasy Driving me wild You were my secretary You were my boss You were my victim I was your loss I was your boneman I was your stud I was your reason For once-a-month blood I was your candy I was your who*e I was your pusher I was your prince I was your needle I was your shot I was your piston I made you hot I was your daddy I was your boy I was your Santa Claus With a shiny new toy I was your wise man I was your realm I was your director And this was my film I gave you reason I gave you rhyme I gave you focus I was never on time I kept you guessing I kept you chained I kept you hoping It was all gonna change I loved your looks And the smell of your hair When you took your clothes off I couldn't help stare I gave you money You gave me soap I brought you flowers You brought me dope We played all kinds of Different games We gave each other Different names You gave me pleasure Simple and raw I gave you attention And I wasn't your pa You were all scattered I was depressed We got each other Out of that mess You always I got you Maybe I'll One of these You always aroused me I got you all primed Maybe I'll understand you One of these times One of these times One of these times