Dan Bern - Dark Chocolate lyrics

Dark chocolate I guess you could melt But still I'd know better than to think you're food Dark chocolate Could you break off a piece For me to carry on the road? Dark chocolate I know that you'd like to come along But you'll never say please Dark chocolate Who'd believe that you once saved my life When you're split in so many pieces? Ooh, when we drank wine and then, ooh It was like a curtain fell down, ooh And everybody thinks that you're so tough But they never really tasted you Dark chocolate If I peeled away your wrapping Would you hold one of your grudges Dark chocolate Everytime I rub against you I come away with these smudges Dark chocolate I don't even care if they Forgot to add sugar to your recipe Dark chocolate Don't you know I carry my own In case of an emergency Ooh, no one understands Why you cut off both your hands And I don't even know Why you threw away your clothes But you must have a reason And I trust you so Dark chocolate You could cut yourself in hunks Then pa** 'em around and be done with it Dark chocolate Don't you think I know how hard it is For you to hold back a bit Dark chocolate I could lick you all day long And just be starting to taste you Dark chocolate They could shut the factory down They're never going to replace you Ooh, you're in all the hot places, ooh Dripping on my laces, ooh And everybody thinks That you're bittersweet I don't know about the bitter But you sure are a treat Dark chocolate Ooh, dark chocolate Ooh, dark chocolate Ooh, dark chocolate Ooh