Riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe I met Leonardo DiCaprio Leo, he's trying to get away from The unwanted advances of Eminem Em's wearing drawstrings and lisping along Saying, "Please put me into your highway song" I say hey, who's going my way On that Great Alaska Highway? Well, I would never be so dumb To say they stole an election They bought the damn thing fair and square Emperor's in his underwear Old King Cole's a merry old troll Surgeon General smokes Marlboro I say hey, who's going my way On that Great Alaska Highway? I say hey, who's going my way On that Great Alaska Highway? Commandment III says do not k** Amendment II says blood will spill God sits in his rocking chair Two flat tires and one good spare Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe With a hey and a ho and a do-si-do I say hey, who's going my way On that Great Alaska Highway? West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong Can't we all just get along? Anchored down in Kodiak With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack You oughta know by now, by Joel West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong Can't we all just get along? Anchored down in Kodiak With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack You oughta know by now, by Joel While hanging out with Cowboy Joe Keith Richards stops to say hello I play my guitar, he plays along With song after song after song after song Now that I've played with the likes of him Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend I say hey, who's going my way On that Great Alaska Highway? I say hey, who's going my way On that Great On that Great I say hey, who's going my way On that Great Alaska Highway? I say hey, who's going my way On that Great Alaska Highway? Bye, bye