Dan Bern - Trousers lyrics

1 leg, 2 legs That's the way the trouser works 1 leg, 2 legs That's the way the trouser works Do you know, do you know Who invented the trouser Do you know, do you know Who invented the trouser It was invented by jack trouser in 1751 It was invented by jack trouser in 1751 Before that they just called the trouser pants Before that they just called the trouser pants 1 leg, 2 legs That's the way the trouser works 1 leg, 2 legs That's the way the trouser works Do you know, do you know Who invented the trouser Do you know, do you know Who invented the trouser It was invented by jack trouser in 1751 It was invented by jack trouser in 1751 Before that they just called the trouser pants Before that they just called the trouser pants Whistle 1 leg, 2 legs That's the way the trouser works 1 leg, 2 legs That's the way the trouser works