Dan Avidan (and Ninja Brian/ Brian Wecht) NSP - The Hero of Rhyme lyrics

[Link] (Egoraptor): "Aw yeah It's me, Link again, baby That's right I'm back! Last time I quested for Zelda I got a little off track But now my confidence is at an all-time high Because Navi just anointed me the 'Hero of Rhyme!'" [Navi] (Danny Sexbang): "I said the 'Hero of Time!'" [Link]: That's right the Hero of Rhyme! I don't need no sword or shield I'm gonna be just fine [Navi]: Hey, listen I think- [Link]: Shhh I've got my beats and jams! I'm taking Ganon down now No thanks to you, Old Man! [Old Man] (Danny Sexbang): What?! [Villager] (Danny Sexbang): Link, thank God you're here, the countryside is terrified and shocked! We're overrun with darknuts, peahats, leevers, gels, and octorocks! You're our hero of the ages with a sword and helping hand! We really need your sk**s! [Link]: Oh you need my sk**s? Aw damn! Moblins: no problem and octorocks don't know poppyco*k! Gotta get that Triforce tomorrow, but first I gotta do my pop and lock! When I see an iron knuckle imma buckle up my pants Cuz those b**hes don't f** around when I kick on my Z-target dance! But see, with me, I've gotta find a different way to defeat Don't use my sword and shield but I know this flow is good enough to k** The Hylian people rejoice: cuz your hero is the illest mothaf**in' rapper with the illest f**in' voice! How was that? Those raps do anything for you? [Villager]: OH GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD! [Link]: Moving right along to Ganon's underground lair [Villager]: EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE! [Link]: Don't worry, I'm not scared I'll save all of Hyrule with the tastiest rhymes I can spit Now watch and learn, Navi! [Navi]: You're a stupid piece of sh**! [Link]: Wanna go Ganon? Get your pig-a** over here and try me! Just ignore the burning hellscape that's collapsing in behind me You have never seen a rapper close to my sk**s whatsoever! Oh I see you brought a giant glowing sword That's cool, whatever Cuz, hey! I'm gonna be the last thing you see when you lose against me here in the ruins of the city Yeah, ah! No bigger battle than here cuz by the time you swing your sword I'm gonna- Oh! Woah Chill out! Gotta fill out this order form for a partner who can, maybe, I don't know, come out and help me out in a real bout! [Navi]: Hey listen, link! Your rapping doesn't stink, but Ganon's standing right there with a giant sword- Ooooooohh Ooooohh Tsssss Ooohh