Dan Avidan (and Ninja Brian/ Brian Wecht) NSP - Robots In Need of Disguise lyrics

[Verse 1] (Danny Sexbang): Woah (Egoraptor): Rollin out motherf**ers, it's the robots in disguise Led by Optimus Prime, a bot whose power never dies Cars and vans and planes, f**ing construction trucks They're goin' undercover cause Decepticons don't give a f** [Optimus Prime] (Egoraptor): Autobots, it's time. We're rolling out [Transformers] (Danny): Right! [Transformer Fan] (Danny Sexbang): Oh my God, that truck is Optimus, without a doubt! [Optimus Prime]: Uhhh, no I'm not [Transformer Fan]:Yes you are, my dearest robot bro You guys been on my lunchbox since the 19 f**in 80s yo! [Optimus Prime]: Oh balls. Autobots! Listen here I think it's time to try to find another way to disappear! New disguises that our enemies could never recognize Bumblebee become a burger; Prowl, you are a side of fries! [Transformer]: Huh? [Optimus Prime]: Do it! Don't you wanna light our darkest hour? Jazz, you're now a birthday cake You've got the touch I've got the flour! [Chorus] (Danny Sexbang): Oh! Autobots, roll out Let's show em what we're all about We'll catch em by surprise when we're in disguise As a trunk full of sprouts and a tiny Asian girl scout Now the time has come To rock the Deceptiscum They better be alert cause we can now convert To a skirt, polo shirt, and a little mound of wet dirt Megatron will pay As soon as I take on the form of this delightful soufflee [Transformers]: Okay! (Danny): Woah (Egoraptor): After hours and hours of transforming into stuff The Autobots decided on a plan that's super duper tough [Optimus Prime]: Those Deceptidicks won't see us coming at all When we roll up together as random kiosks at the local mall [Transformers]: Yeah! [Optimus Prime]: Who'd even think to guess That Bumblebee is selling cell phone chargers For three dollars less a cent [Transformers]: Yeah! [Optimus Prime]: They'll never know we're here While we're hocking beauty products Making teenage acne disappear [Transformers]: As if! [Optimus Prime]: They could stop Ratchet before, b**h! He's combined with Ironhide to form a turkey sandwich And I haven't even mentioned The ace that's up my sleeve He rocks a jet engine that'll make your ears bleed He'll betray Megatron, plus he's boisterous and loud This is your moment C'mon Starscream, now break it down! [Bridge] [Starscream] (Danny Sexbang): Hey. This is- I'm Starscream [Optimus Prime]: What? [Starscream]: I just-I just wanted to say that, Megatron, y- [Optimus Prime]: Speak up, man! [Starscream]: Megatron, you're going down, I'm gonna - [Optimus Prime]: Spe- [Starscream]:(snot noises) I'm gonna win, I'm St-(snot noises) [Optimus Prime]: Ugh, come on [Starscream]:(coughing, gagging, snot noises) [Optimus Prime]: Alright, you know what? Forget it [Chorus] (Danny):Oh! Autobots, let's fight These enemies with all our might! Time to do what's right and transform tonight To five kites, egg whites, and a family of field mice Oh! The Decepticons Are now ten tanks and a giant gun While Grimlock's a rake and I'm a warm milkshake There's a small chance we made a very tiny mistake Oh! Well it's too late now We're the good guys and I'm sure that everything will work out [Optimus Prime]: Megatron! You're going d- OH GOD AAAAAAAAH (Woah) [Starscream]: Optimus, I had rea-I had a lot o- [Optimus Prime]: Starscream, shut UP