Dan Avidan (and Ninja Brian/ Brian Wecht) NSP - Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken lyrics

[Intro] [Egoraptor] Hey Ken [Danny Sexbang] What's up, Ryu? [Ego] You know I think you're a f**ing dick right? [Dan] Yeah? [Ego] Well, I think we should settle this sh** once and for all with a rap battle to the d**h [Dan] Okay [Ego] Do you think you can stop eating penis long enough to do that? [Dan] Probably [Ego] Alright, let's do this! [Ego] Round 1! Rap! [Verse 1: Egoraptor] f** you, Ken, you're such a little f**ing b**h I'm gonna break your f**ing spine in half and throw you in a ditch Start up a f**ing beat and drop the motherf**ing ba** So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face I'll break your gla** jaw like it was made of f**ing straw, man Shredding you up worse than Vega fapping with his claw hand Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're s**y at all They're both coming home with me, one for each of my balls Like the bonus round car your a** is getting destroyed My co*k is more swollen than Zangief's thyroids Your dick's three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten So what you got to motherf**ing say to me, Ken? [Verse 2: Danny Sexbang] I really don't appreciate those things you just said I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful And I just, I, I just think that maybe- Yo, an apology is in order [Ego] Round 2! Rap! [Verse 3: Egoraptor] It's my honest suspicion, you're gonna want a physician Only morticians are the one to help your future condition Cause me whooping on your a** is a time honored tradition So now I'll do it even faster in the Turbo edition Watch your back, b**h, I'm gonna make you scream My dick shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim Just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda I'm the king of dick jungle with my giant anaconda Harness my Chi, beat your a** with a Dao So what you got to motherf**ing say to me now? [Verse 4] [Dan] Alright, two can play at this game, dick-penis man Can you lose to me in a rap battle? Shoryuken! [Ego] Hadouken! [Dan] You have proven that you are the best You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest [Outro] [Ego] Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat! [Dan] Oh yeah, cool! [Ego] Great job, man! I knew you could do it [Dan] Thank you so much, I appreciate it [Ego] Tatsumaki Senpukyaku! [Dan] My scrotums...