Dan Avidan (and Ninja Brian/ Brian Wecht) NSP - Introduction lyrics

Close your eyes and picture yourself on a tropical beach Far away, across the delicate sand dunes You see a jet black stallion galloping at full speed On top of that stallion is me, Danny Sexbang I am shirtless, and the wind is blowing through my delicate j**-fro Don't I look amazing? As I approach, you see that the stallion is, in fact, Ninja Brian His muscles glistening sweat as he carries my sculpted body towards you After literally hours of watching us gallop across the beach, we arrive Turns out we were farther away than you initially thought I look even better up close than I did far away And I lean down to whisper the words you have yearned to hear for so long We are Ninja Sex Party, and this is our first album You're welcome