Damon Thomas - Little Dick lyrics

[Verse 1] You got a little dick And motherf**er, I don't think I can cope with it That sh**, goddam I'm not the one that you can come on I need a man with muscle that's big and strong Cause I like to f** it once the dick's in sight But the dick is so little, kind of gave me a fright You a ran a game on what you can do Well that's your sh**, I'm embarra**ed for you See sh** like that can get your a** smoked Cause you're crying and lying about the size of your dick Size twelve, size nine, no under six Come on with it, and try and tell the truth There's a b**h that can help you, her name is Dr. Ruth You need to seek counseling, and get some good advice Any b**h will tell you, a big dick sure feel nice I'll take it five one, or six foot six But you gets none coming with your teeny weeny dick Blind, crippled or crazy, I'll take them eight to eighty Every day, a brand new pick But you can't get nowhere, cause you got a Little Dick [Hook] Little Dick, who do you think you are? Little Dick, you're not going to get very far Little Dick, I won't ride in your car Little Dick, just who do you think you are? [Verse 2] You even went on Geraldo and Oprah Winfrey show Lying about how you done f**ed a ho n***a please, I didn't give you any The dick is too short and had the nerve to be skinny I know it's wrong to put you on the spot But your dick is the size of a microdot And that's small, but that's not all Your a** is lacking one of them balls Now I know it's just a stereotype Because you're a black man with a very small swipe Bragging about all the ends you're getting with You need to go out and buy a brand new dick Don't feel bad, cause I know you're not alone There's a lot of brothers perpetrating with a little bo*er They got all their b**hes hanging on their arms Filling their ears with too much charm But then they get them home and throw them in the bed The b**h want to go, cause there ain't no dick head Snorting base or smoking happy stick A b**h don't want a brother with an itty bitty dick [Hook] [Verse 3] f** a little dick, coming straight from my heart The sh** is so little, does it really get hard? Your dick to me is like a goddam joke Leave it alone boy, it ain't no hope It's like magic, you got a little dick Not the Johnson, he's having big fun Like Michael Jordan, he's got a big one I'll play with your mind, boy, your dick is like a toy Like a Weeble that wobbles, like a nipple on a bottle Little like that, is how you stand A much bigger dick is now in demand Calling all dicks from across the world Contact the ho, call me Babygirl Interviews begin at half past six First requirement is a very big dick Long to the bone, ready to ram Slam, bam, thank you ma'am Those are words that you can't get with Face the fact: you've got a little dick [Hook]