Damon Intrabartolo - Auditions lyrics

MATT But, soft what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun Arise, fair sun, and k** the envious moon LUCAS & JACK Who is already sick and pale with grief ALAN That thou her maid art far more fair than she ZACK Be not her maid, since she is envious PETER Her vestal livery is but sick MATT & ALAN & ZACK And none but fools do wear it - cast it off, cast it off IVY 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy Thou art thyself, though not a Montague What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot NADIA It is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face IVY Oh, be some other name belonging to a man NADIA Hey, what's in a name? IVY That which we call a rose By any other name KYRA, DIANE, NADIA & TANYA Would smell as sweet IVY & TANYA My only love sprung from my only hate from my only DIANA & RORY Think of marraige now. Think of marraige now NADIA & KYRA He's dead He's dead He's dead He's dead He's dead He's dead He's dead He's dead He's dead He's dead He's dead He's dead PETER, MATT & LUCAS Thy d** are quick, thus with a kiss I die SISTER CHANTELLE I think I've seen all I can stand to see Straight trip it girl, I know you didn't just interrupt me And what's with the warm ups No light in the house You're quite a dancer, too bad you opened your mouth I have a Romeo who's well-rehearsed Then there's the rest of you, the show has got to be cursed This play's a tragedy without a doubt Now are there any other fools here to make me fall out? JASON With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls For stony limits cannot hold love out And what love can do that dares love MATT Attempt thy kinsmen are no stop to me SISTER CHANTELLE If they do see thee, they will murder thee JASON & MATT Alack MATT There lies more peril in thine eye Twenty of their swords JASON Thou but sweet And I am proof against their enmity GIRLS I would not for the world they saw thee here JASON I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes And but thou love me, let them find me here MATT & JASON My life were better ended by their hate JASON Than d**h prorogued, wanting of thy love GIRLS By whose direction found'st thou out this place? JASON By love, that first did prompt me to inquire SISTER CHANTELLE Enough! Shut up I'll go make my decisions; I'll be back in a few DIANE Oh, but Sister I didn't get to SISTER CHANTELLE Girl, what is wrong with you? PETER What made you change your mind? JASON I thought I should try TANYA You nailed it NADIA Unforgettable MATT One talented guy LUCAS Reminder, we'll meet in Tanya's room on Friday night PETER We'll be there NADIA You're not going are you? LUCAS Get me orders MATT I don't know. I might LUCAS & JASON Remember back when all we needed was beer? NADIA When we were freshmen and everything was clear IVY Except your skin LUCAS No more cat fights once we leave for the rave NADIA Then put the princess in the trunk IVY If we drag her behind I'll behave SISTER CHANTELLE I'm gonna announce the cast list now and I don't want any drama until the first rehearsal You got that? You all did very well. And of course Everyone is guaranteed a spot in the chorus Principals Nurse: Nadia McConnell NADIA Surpris... SISTER CHANTELLE I said no drama, or you're gonna need a nurse. Got that? NADIA Yes, sister SISTER CHANTELLE Mercutio: Peter Simons Benvolio: Lucas Carter Tybalt: Matthew Lloyd Romeo: Jason McConnell Juliet: Ivy Robinson Lady Capulet: Tanya Garrett Lady Montague: Diane Lee...does your father have a camcorder? DIANE Yes, sister SISTER CHANTELLE Lady Montague, Diane Lee ALAN Hear my voice DIANE Did you really hear me? ZACK Hear my voice KYRA I don't think you see me RORY And you think you know me ALAN Did you really hear me? ZACK Would you really call? RORY And you think you see me ALAN Hear my voice JASON And you think you know me NADIA But you didn't hear me JASON And you think you know me NADIA See me JASON And you think you know me MATT Didn't know you're auditionning JASON Neither did I. 'Decided that this morning MATT Just like that, huh? JASON Yup MATT Well, congratulations PETER Mom, we both got cast and we're in the show CLAIRE Best friends playing best friends, how poetic... PETER I knew that you would want to know CLAIRE Well you know I love you either way, but I love you more now PETER Oh mom, here's Jason, say hello CLAIRE What? Oh, okay... PETER No, nevermind, we have to go CLAIRE Call me with dates Peter, the whole family will come - even your father, I'll make sure of it PETER I love you mom CLAIRE And I love you Peter! Excelsior