Damian Cowell - Who's He When He's At Home lyrics

Are you the sizzle that you sold Are you the man she thought she married At the end of the Rainbow isn't always gold Somewhat glitters more like Gary Gandhi was handy making history But did you know that he was obsessed by his ennui Rumours grew legs about Oscar Pistorius and Jake the Peg was really Rolf Harris Who's he when he's at home Who's she when she's at home Who are we when were alone Who's he when he's alone It was something my mother said every time that I made the suggestion that someone was the best thing since sliced bread But really it's a universal question Who's he when he's at home Who's she when she's at home Who are we when were alone Who's he when he's at home This time it's different, He's a real man She's not like my wife she really understands me I'm a good judge of personality I'm rarely wrong Perception is reality I read that in a book by Lance Armstrong Who's he when he's at home Who's she when she's at home Who are we when were alone Who's he when he's at home One night as I was leaving the house My mum whispered out the side of her mouth She said who are you trying to be tonight Well after all these years I've still got no reply