Damian Cowell - I Hope You Get Laid For Christmas lyrics

You're feeling bad again December's here You're looking at the list of friends you haven't seen all year We must catch up said another one this week Your diary is full as a postman's sack and all you want is sleep You look about to come unglued So I thought I'd send this festive wish to you I hope you get laid for Christmas This queue at the deli is gonna end in a fight and everyone plays the same CD of over singing sh**e Road rage, shopping centers at midnight and your feeling ill about the power bill from your Christmas lights So much for good cheer and it seems to come round sooner every year But I hope you get laid for Christmas I hope you get laid for Christmas Some people buy you gifts that are all about them Cos they have to surprise you and they do but not in the way they intend to So your left with a ceramic wombat or Holden dealer team quilt A garden hose, a goat and a dose of middle cla** guilt So here you are with relatives you wouldn't normally choose Sizzling heat, sibling resentment or simply too much booze Your sisters always got a beef Her husbands a jerk he don't eat meat but he's all turkey I hope you get laid for Christmas I hope you get laid for Christmas...