Before we save the future We gotta bring the past Like Bill and Ted's adventure, it was excellent at best And everyone who was there was really happy that they pa**ed, woah I know I'm not your kind of guy But please don't just reject me I've never gotten drunk but I'd be a punk if my mom let me And everyone except for you knows that we'd be really good, whoa I'd be a punk if my mom would let me I'd be a punk if my mom would let me I'd be a punk if my mom would let me I'd be a punk if my mom would let me (It's all true)