Dale Firebird - Dale Firebird Calls Out All Canadian Rappers lyrics

[Intro] Pissed off I'm f**in' pissed off man It's the best day of the year for me 4th of Ju-ly and these motherf**ers got me pissed off I'm furious right now man hold on Lemme tell ya something This goes out to all you Canadian pieces of sh** right now man All y'all motherf**ers [Verse] I like my eggs runny And my sausage greasy With extra homefries I hope all you Canadian pieces of sh** choke to d**h on your Eskimo pies You see Only thing you're good for is providing me with a goose to shoot I stick my foot in your a** Show you what a boot's a'boot Lemme tell ya something When we talking 'bout athletic heroes We talking 'bout Walter Payton 'Cus ain't no real man playing a sport that involves f**in' figure skatin' I don't give a sh** about a puck or ball in the goal I hope when y'all go ice fishing you f**in' fall in the hole You see When I fish, I like to have various places to where I can cast to The day you see me in a igloo tryna pull a ba** through that's gon' be the same day you see a ba** blue tattoo when I show my a** to ya I'm hotter than a solar flare I'll body slam a polar bear I'll f**in' hit Drake with a folding chair put him right back in that rolling chair And I know half of you f*ggots can't understand me 'cus I ain't speaking in f**in' French But oui oui Parlez vous f** you I piss on your flag till it's f**in' drenched Ya know what matter of fact It makes sense that there's a leaf on that flag 'Cus I use it to wipe my a** when I go camping Lastly but not least Happy 4th of July to all my proud fellow Americans I do like maple syrup though I do