Ah, the itchy flakes, it is inflaming To the gels and creams, it is pertaining To a fungus mold is my injection Hope it's only a, a yeast infection [Chorus] Only hurts when I Hurts when I pee Oh well, it hurts when I Hurts when I sing Now I vomit cum and diarrhea On the tile floor like oatmeal pizza With a toilet bowl full of a cloudy puss I feel my blood becoming chowder rust [Chorus] Roll into my bed, which does consist of Lice, bugs, and fleas, and yellow mucus Stained dirt vaseline, toe jam and booger Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared sludge