Daedelus - Yawning Zeitgeist Intro lyrics

Hello, I'm conducting a survey And I have some questions to ask you First off, do you have a fear of a black tangent? Were you born in the year of the rat Do you cheer and clap when weird rap bands commence? I can tell by your answer you'll probably frolic with me in the foothills And that you want your tofu patty cooked, not grilled But it doesn't matter You've been enticed And drawn in with my hook and reel (Buy my written works) Oprah nods my novel (Buy my written works) As you can see, it sells very prominently in Boulder Colorado L-O-L, laugh out loud You've never known hell So well how do you identify with a black crowd? It's "Fear of a black tangent," idiot A public enemy spoof Now some of your friends will reboot the computer Then do a Google search And be discouraged when they find out That the truth will hurt When they see that I am not their zeitgeist Nor am I Christ-like Nor do I dislike whites I just want a better chance Cause most likely I'll sell more records in France