Yeah, see the milk is in the fridge And it's turning into cheese If I'm so smart, how come I ain't rich? No one knows and no one sees My moral compa** went out of course and I ran aground You better watch how you get But what the hell, what the heck? I mean, I wrote out the check It ain't the money you got No, it's the money you spend It ain't funny makin' fun of money See it's already a mess It ain't funny makin' fun of money The Visa's and Diner's and Master Express The cold hand of currency Grips my heart at night Right now it's raining unpaid bills From an unknown height Though the story ain't that funny There was once when I had money I act like I got it, pretend I know It's minus 500 double 000 It ain't the money you got No, it's the money you spend It ain't funny makin' fun of money See it's already a mess It ain't funny makin' fun of money The Visa's and Diner's and Master Express Makin' fun of money It's the D.A.D. and the I.R.S. Yeah, I ain't got no hot water And the cold is running thin I keep conversations from a public phone In this place I call home, I'm livin' in Makin' fun of money, yeah, dollars and all Makin' fun of money, all rolled up in a ball Makin' fun of money and with a tremblin' hand Makin' fun of money, I'll pay what I can It ain't funny makin' fun of money No, it's already a mess It ain't funny makin' fun of money The Visa's and Diner's and Master Express It ain't funny makin' fun of money The D.A.D. and the I.R.S. It ain't funny makin' fun of money Yeah, it's already a mess It ain't funny makin' fun of money No and I know 'coz I tried it (It ain't funny makin' fun of money) It ain't funny, no (It ain't funny makin' fun of money) Yeah, I'm way behind (It ain't funny makin' fun of money) It ain't funny makin' fun of money It ain't funny makin' fun of money