I was driving home late one saturday night Suddenly I saw this flashing light A big hole in the ground I thought it was a lie It was a sattelite It fell out from the sky Now I'm forty feet below Running my own show Isn't that wild The programs allright 'Coz it's my sattelite Yeah wild Hello there at home I'll be your host tonight I give you x-rated nightmares your mum wouldn't allow you to see Tom and Jerry and films about the birds and bees So turn your big dish down and recieve my lot Forget about the news workout on the 700th club Now I'm forty feet below Running my own show Isn't that wild The programs allright 'Coz it's my sattelite Yeah wild Hello there at home I'll be your host tonight