Dad - 10 Knots lyrics

My kitchen floor started cracking And out jumped a man Big, red and horny I was shaking the devils hand You've got a hell of a reputation Thats the name of my game Been digging all night 'Cause I heard your name Got a mean main reason have no fear But first we'll plays some poker And have a warm beer Let's play a little poker And have a nize hot beer I will smash your windows burn your mail I tied ten knots on the devils tail I can eat a horse even chew nail I tied ten knots on the devils tail D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail 'Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail He's the toughest man and he can't fail But I tied ten knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil I sat down to the table With the man that I once feared He was drinking, humming, drinking And scratching his beard So we drank for about a fortnight It seemed like some stupid test Still I was sitting upright Doing the things that I do best But the poor devil looked mess I will smash your windows... Though he was red He seemed kind of pale Then I tied ten knots On the devils tail I dumped him in his hole Heard the echoes of the scream Hey boyscout from below Now tell me who's mean! I won't smash your windows... I'm so rough I spent summer in jail 'Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail I'm so mean I could out-fart a gale But I tied ten knots on the devils tail