1. I met her up in misula she owned her own pulp truck She took me for A ride one night and told me we were stuck She put her arms around me and said I'll keep you warm I was so dumb and innocent I didn't see the harm 2. Then they started wrestling and he almost had her beat He fought that big ol beefalo till she pinned him to the seat She made me drink A case of beer everything was A blur When I work up this morning I was married to her Chorus: Hes married to A logger who looks just like his dad But his dad don't have A mustache and his feet don't smell as bad Up here in the last frontier men are men it's true But she makes arnold schwarzenegger look like peggy sue 3. I called up her dad to see if he would take her back He laughed so hard I thought he'd have another heart attack He said to find A paper bag to put upon her head I grabbed A K-Mart shopping bag and went on back to bed 4. He tried to put the bag on her but it was way too small She got him in A hammer lock and pinned him to the wall How do you think I feel waking up to you If I've got to wear A paper bag you better put on two (Repeat chorus)