1. DIDNT I GET YOU A SNOW BLOWER FOR CHRISTMAS SO YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOVEL ALL THAT SNOW DIDNT I GET YOU A LOG SPLITTER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD HAVE MORE TIME TO PLAY BINGO DONT I BABY-SIT FOR YOU SOMETIMES SO YOU CAN GO TO TOWN AND WASH MY TRUCK NOW YOU COME AND TELL ME THAT YOURE LEAVING WITH MY FAVORITE FISHING BUDDY BUCK CHORUS: I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO MAKE YOU HAPPY I TRIED TO MAKE YOUR SISTER HAPPY TOO IM ONE IN A MILLION THE BEST OF THE BUNCH JUST ASK HER SHELL TELL YOU THAT ITS TRUE YOULL BE CRAWLING BACK TO HIM SOMEDAY NO ONE COULD TREAT YOU LIKE I DO IM THE PICK OF THE LITTER THE CREAM OF THE CROP THE GREATEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU 2. I BELIEVE IN WOMENS LIBERATION I LET YOU USE MY TOOLS TO FIX YOUR CAR I DIDNT EVEN FORGET THE ANNIVERSARY DIDNT I CALL YOU UP FROM THE ROYAL BAR I LET YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER ON CHRISTMAS SHE FINALLY SENT THE MONEY FOR THE CALL SOMETIMES I GET THIS CRAZY FEELING THAT WOMAN SHE DONT LIKE ME MUCH AT ALL