Da Yoopers - ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS lyrics

1. IT'S ONE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS I'M CRABBY AND I'M BROKE I'M SO FULL OF HAM AND FRUITCAKE I THINK I'M GONNA CROAK IT'S NICE TO SEE THE RELATIVES I WONDER WHEN THEY'LL LEAVE THE'VE BEEN CAMPING IN MY BATHROOM SINCE EARLY CHRISTMAS EVE 2. THEY'RE EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT AND SLEEPING IN MY BED I BEEN SACKED OUT IN THE BASEMENT WITH MY BEAGLE FRED THE RELATIVES HAVE ALL GONE OUT AND LEFT THEIR SCREAMING BRATS THE TOILET BOWL IS ALL CLOGGED UP AND I CAN'T FIND THE CAT CHORUS: IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE THE RELATIVES ARE HERE THEY EAT ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME AND DRINK UP ALL MY BEER I LOVE THE DECORATIONS AND THE SLEIGH BELLS IN THE SNOW BUT I WISH THOSE PESKY RELATIVES WOULD TAKE THEIR KIDS AND GO HOME 3. THOSE COOKIE CRUNCHERS FED THE DOG A TWENTY POUND RIB ROAST HIS FEET ARE STICKING IN THE AIR LIKE SKINNY OLD FENCE POSTS NOW THEY'RE IN A FREE FOR ALL THE GIRLS AGAINST THE BOYS THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER BOXES 'CAUSE THEY'RE BORED WITH ALL THEIR TOYS 4. MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS SNORING IN MY FAVORITE TV CHAIR THOSE KIDS ARE STRINGING LIGHTS ON HER AND TINSELING HER HAIR I OUGHTA WAKE HER UP BEFORE THE FIREWORKS BEGIN BUT I WANNA SEE THOSE BLUE SPARKS FLY WHEN THEY PLUG HER IN (REPEAT CHORUS)