Da Yoopers - Meathead lyrics

1. First thing you did on the day we met You took away my cigarettes Once you got my nicotine You nagged until I quit caffeine But you weren't satisfied with that You told me I was getting fat You took my beer you took my sweets Now you're trying to take my meat Chorus: I'm A meat head yes I am I love that beef and pork and ham I love it fried smoked or stewed Baked or broiled or barbecued Bacon strips sirloin tips Down my chin that sauce will drip I love to rear those burgers fry Ill be A meat head till I die 2. You told me I was blimping out You made me eat alfalfa sprouts But rabbit food was such A bore Id rather be A carnivore I need food that I can chew Its in my blood to barbecue You can keep your brussel sprouts Ill die with A pork chop in my mouth 3. If I was sitting on d**h row And I had one more meal to go I wouldn't ask for dry rice cakes Soy bean soup or barley flakes Id ask the warden for one last ride To A burger joint we call clydes Id order A dozen burgers to go Id take my time and eat em slow I'm A meat head yes I am I love that beef and pork and ham I love it fried smoked or stewed Baked or broiled or barbecued Weenies roasted on A stick Juicy steaks nice and thick I love to hear those burgers fry Ill be A meat head till I die