Da Vinci's Notebook - Secret Asian Man lyrics

There's a man who lives a life of danger He travels in our midst, but he's a stranger Los Alamos beware It's not the Russian bear Odds are he was sent from Mainland China Now they have technologies to start with Things that we would never dare to part with He grabbed our warhead tricks With secret spy chopsticks Then he sent them back to Mainland China Secret Asian Man Secret Asian Man A Chinese Austin Powers On a mission from Chairman Mao Unless every American does his part They'll steal our Cheetos, Birkenstocks and Wal-Marts And it won't be very long 'Till the pirate version of this song Tops the radio charts in Mainland China Sung by Secret Asian Man Secret Asian Man A Chinese Austin Powers On a mission from Chairman Mao A Chinese Austin Powers On a mission from Chairman Mao My god - it's full of stars