Da Vinci's Notebook - Internet p**n lyrics

Back in the not-too-distant past When I would need a quick repast Or a temporary break from my agenda Off to the bedroom I would head Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed And sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda My alternatives were slim If I tried to find another source for sin I'd have to hang out with the weirdos in the back room of my local video store But last month I finally made the call I got a brand new cable modem installed And it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of Internet p**n (Internet p**n) Roman orgy scenes (Internet p**n) dominatrix queens (Internet p**n) girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep (Internet p**n) gross anatomy (Internet p**n) Pam and Tommy Lee (Internet p**n) when you're given so much to choose from, who has time to sleep? After my girlfriend goes to sleep Then I get out of bed and down the hall I creep So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3:00 or 4:00 You'll always find me in that same tableau Silhouetted by my monitor's warm glow And absorbing all the bounty from the cornucopia of Internet p**n (Internet p**n) barely legal teens (Internet p**n) naughty figurines (Internet p**n) geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men (Internet p**n) erotic Asian art (Internet p**n) guys with extra parts (Internet p**n) I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again (Internet p**n) melon-love.com (Internet p**n) there's my neighbor's mom (Internet p**n) bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like Smurfs (Internet p**n) Maison l'Esclavage (Internet p**n) un, deux, trois menage (Internet p**n) every kind of smut from every corner of the Earth