Uncle Buford #1 (Uncle Bufurd Jingle) Momma says these are my magic pants (Uncle Bufurd Jingle) I like to eat worms You ever eat worms? They taste like... Worms (Uncle Bufurd Jingle) Uncle Buford #2 (Uncle Bufurd Jingle) Hey, I know that song! It's that one about that spoon! (Uncle Bufurd Jingle) I've never used a spoon but I heard about 'em Them those things they give ya in those Chinese restaurants For your... Food (Uncle Bufurd Jingle) Uncle Buford #3 (Uncle Bufurd Jingle) She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes She's bringing biscuits I like biscuits Hope she comes with biscuits She comes... (That's a bad song) (Uncle Bufurd Jingle) Frosty the snowman Was a snowman, in the snow And he had a big old pick up truck And a dog... But the dog died... (Wakkah Wakkah Wooow!) (Uncle Bufurd Jingle)