Da Kurlzz - Bottle And A Gun lyrics

[Intro: Charlie Scene & Funny Man] It was once a dark lonely summer's eve On the lonely streets of Sunset When the Lord called upon six crazy MC's J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears Da Kurlzz and Tha Produca! Hey! Man, you forgot the homie Funny Man, come on dawg, aw! [Chorus: Deuce] And I can show you how to hump Without making love The way you look at me I can tell that you're a freak And I'll be laying in the sun Bottle and a gun The way you look at me I can tell that you're a freak [Verse 1: Funny Man] My clothes are always retro Sexual like I'm hetero And I play a b**h like Nintendo Take a fun ride in my Benzo Funny as f** I should do stand-up Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a f** Got a gold-a** grill Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill Hop in the ride let's roll I'm a baritone with the voice that's so low It'll make your speakers explode And I'll drop your panties to the floor Let me bend you over let me lay you sideways Hop in the back girls, Freaky Friday If you got beef then you better step up b**h Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to f** with! [Chorus: Deuce] And I can show you how to hump Without making love The way you look at me I can tell that you're a freak And I'll be laying in the sun Bottle and a gun The way you look at me I can tell that you're a freak [Verse 2: Charlie Scene & Funny Man] Girl come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro Introduce me to your mom as Charles It's Charlie Scene, shake your a** to the ba** Wait till you see my face, hey b**h Wear them tight jeans that show your a**-crack My first name gives Vietnam flashbacks I get drunk and do the same old, same old Take three girls home and call them Charlie's Angels What you gonna do after we get signed? I'm gonna lose my mind Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride Go back in time Be there that night and save 2Pac's life Then pay my fine For getting caught f**ing on the Hollywood sign I got the game on lock I'll have a bottle and a Glock with biceps like the Rock Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch! [Chorus: Deuce] And I can show you how to hump Without making love The way you look at me I can tell that you're a freak And I'll be laying in the sun Bottle and a gun The way you look at me I can tell that you're a freak [Bridge: Deuce & Funny Man] Get down, I'll show you how! Come on girl let me show you how Let's get freaky deaky now Get down, I'll show you how! Come on girl let me show you how Let's get freaky deaky now [Chorus: Deuce] And I can show you how to hump Without making love The way you look at me I can tell that you're a freak And I'll be laying in the sun Bottle and a gun The way you look at me I can tell that you're a freak [Outro: Deuce & Funny Man & Charlie Scene & Da Kurlzz] Get down, I'll show you how! If you got beef then you better step up b**h Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to f** with! Get down, I'll show you how! I'll have a bottle and a Glock with biceps like the Rock Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch! b**h! What motherf**er?