You're so problematic And I know it's symptomatic Of you own masochistic ills A psychoan*lyzer would say "Better tranquilize her. Numb her with some of these pills." A triple case of nerves Is more than you deserve But you've only got yourself to blame You're sick and sadistic That's why I go ballistic Your excuses always sound so lame Your love is for sale, yeah I won't be the buyer Bogged down in your emotional mire You're not my messiah Just another liar Go find another bank roll to hire Your mind is barren, stark It must be stuck in park You'd better get your sh** together You know what they say "Tomorrow's another day. Things can always get better." Been on my best behavior You are not my savior You are just another vice Was I this week's flavor? Just do me a favor And stay the f** out of my life Won't be your provider You're a coat-tail rider That's why I'm so glad we're through Your brain's a short circuit That's why I'd rather jerk it Than spend another night with you Your mind is barren, stark It must be stuck in park You'd better get your sh** together You know what they say "tomorrow's another day. Things can always get better." Things can always get better Things can always get better