Put on your sheets and wreaths... follow in the footsteps of Caligula. Study the logic of Fatso Nero... wine, women and song. 'Cuz it's a modern day... Roman empire. Where girls hone all the boys, diseases pa**ed around like a game of... TAG--and now you're in it! [Chorus:] It's a modern day Romanhood. You're not the first to be no good. You'll never know what kind of life it is. Eating sweet and plenty grapes, bonin' down on a b**h. Praying to the Gods, in the sluaghterhouse of Athens. If mom saw you smoking pot, she'd throw you to the lions...NERO! Die...you've got it!