D-Flow Production Squad - Do Ya Like it Dirty? lyrics

[Chorus] If you're into S & M, baby, you can hurt me If you like going down, do me like a Slurpee Do you like it dirty? Baby, come and serve me [Shock-G] Do you like it dirty?! Some like it dirty and some like it clean [Verse 1] Don't throw me no soap Cause it would just defeat me Some like it dirty like this beat, see Rapping off-kilter Sometimes I hit the cigarette without no filter I like it when it's lag-time Let-my-pants-sag time Let go and let my drawers show And let them get so low That I can let my funk fling out I'm talking about when the nuns get naughty When father hits the forty (Shhh, now let's not get too sporty, son) When the collard green juice gets the bread wet When you're up so close that you can smell the sweat Off a black, funky Tennessee bu*t Like a bite into a salty Tampa Bay boiled peanut (I hit a jet black a** in the back seat of a Nova) Oh yeah? Well a hoe five-oh pulled me over I swear, doing about a buck thirty Instead of jail she took home and got flirty The deal was a $1000 fine and a ticket: "Or you can stick it." "You're pretty but I haven't had a shower today" She said "Come here, it's better that way Tie me up and do anything you want But don't hurt me" So I.. [Chorus x2] [Verse 2] A lot of people like rice better when it's brown Like having s** on the ground Instead of in a bed, instead of receiving head A lot of people like going down I side-stepped the line for a fresh cut And instead, I keep my nappy curls in my head I like to hear brothers spit game using dirty words I like things colourfully stated Everyday speech sounds dated I like the freaks in the jeans When the booty part's faded Like my homegirl Rita I used to chill on her sofa with my feet up By the heater with my toes getting toasted One day she came naked out the kitchen With a bag full of groceries She said "Like a blunt I want to toake you And with this bottle of wine I'm going to soak you May I Cherry-Banana Float you?" I said "Is this a joke, boo?" She said "I love you, my baby And I wouldn't do nothing that would hurt you" She took my clothes off Started pulling food out the bag And said "Yo, I'm 'bout to work you" Yeah, I let her get the best of me She was sitting next to me Then baby started s**ing me Poked me with the peanut bu*ter Rubbed me with the jelly She spread cottage cheese on my belly! I said "Woah, baby, what you got in mind?" She said "Relax" Popped the top on a bottle of wine Then she poured the wine down my back It prickled and tickled when it reached my crack I said "Oooh, I feel real freaky, my bu*t's real squeaky!" She said "Cool" and then proceeded to eat me Ate me up till my body was squeaky clean Must have been a s** fiend Like the freaks in the magazines Poked out her lips, made her mouth like a funnel Spun a brother round, went down on the tunnel I said "Oh! There she goes" She got live and let the tongue slide On the black hole And, yo, this was it Baby was on some freshfruitfreakyfoodsh**! Honey on the side, jelly on the head Peanut bu*ter on the bedspread Baby said "Do you like it dirty?!" [Chorus x6] Do you like it dirty? Hoe, you don't deserve me Do you like it dirty? I f**ed a hoe in Berkeley