D-12 - Purple Pills lyrics

Uh yo yo yo yo I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin' But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills Yo, yo Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of Valium inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by six people and five I hit (oops) Aw sh**, I started a mosh pit Squashed a b**h and stomped her foster kids (AHH!) These 'shrooms make me hallucinate Then I sweat till I start losin' weight 'Til I see dumb sh** start happenin' Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again So bounce, bounce, come on bounce I said come on, bounce Everybody in the house with a half an ounce (me!) Not weed, I meant coke, dumb-a** sit down We don't bullsh**, better ask around D-12 throws the bombest bash in town Bizarre, your mom is pa**in' out Get her a** on the couch 'fore she crashes out Come on! f** that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn Heh, hey Von you see me steppin' on these leprechauns? It gotta be acid cause the X is gone Ya I took them all dawg with some parmesan And I think my arm is gone Naw it's probably numb Young, dumb, and full of cum And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue Scary a** it was a false alarm You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on? Yo stop actin' stupid You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new sh** (EWW!) Yeah I think I did too much, this substance equals cups Red pills, blue pills, and green, big pills (that's ill), mescaline! I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin' But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out and date each other Some, somethin', some'un, some'un, some'un Pop pills, pills I pop Pop two pills on stilts I walk Snort two lines that were filled with chalk Thought it was Incredible and k**ed the Hulk I wanna, roll away like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm, old and gray look for dope to smoke No okey-doke, I'm packin' my nose with coke Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ahh, poor baby, born by who*e lady Now I gotta strangle a (you're crazy!) I pop fo' E's at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowin' mine (Yeah, you got any shrooms?) Does Bizarre smoke crack? We can't get jobs cause our arms show tracks Why the hell you n***az think I rap? We do it just to get your company hijacked And if you like smack (uh-huh) then I might too (Swift, chill) I just wanna get high like you! (ewww) And I don't give a damn if they white or blue (uh-huh) Speed, 'shrooms, down the valiums (uh-huh) Even smoke weed outta vacuums I just copped some and I'm goin back soon I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin' But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I'm at rave lookin' like a slave, high off chronic Gin and tonic demonic, body smell like vomit p**y poppin', acid droppin', dope-headed guy Heroin mescaline, pencilnecks, wanna try? Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre, actin' ill Drugs k** (yeah right) b**h, I'm for real!!! Shut your mouth you dirty s*ut, you know you want it in your bu*t I'll put it in your c*nt, let Bizarre nut! I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin' But nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out and date each other Some, somethin, some'un, some'un, some'un