D-12 - Desperados lyrics

[Proof] Yo,(AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) ay yo turn the heads and the mics up We got the Dreadknaughts, you know what I'm sayin (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) Super MC, you know what I mean Bugz (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA), Dirty and all that, all that sh** You know what I'm sayin, Desperados with the cars, Eminem [Eminem] Chauvinist pig, drove in this Big Lincoln Till it went over the bridge Jumped out and dove in the ditch Broke in a mobile home and stole a stove and fridge Kidnapped the parents and left the ransom note for the kids I'ma go for your mids Here's a body blow for your ribs While you're clutching your stomach and bleeding all over your b**h I know where you live, your girl showed me your crib Unless she told me a fib Then I'm gonna have both of ya get did Burning incense, facing a murder sentence Under intent, for investigation for k**ing infants While I sit in padded rooms doing 'shrooms Having visions of dead pregnant women with brooms jabbed in their wombs Slit your carpet and rugs, and f** your apartment up Sticking up all the d**, and jumping in garbage trucks I'm from the sh**ty slums that look like the city dumps Give you a kidney punch, and mug you to get me lunch See me every summer, layin up against the dumpster With a one hundred dollar jumper, smothered in southern comfort Got my Slim Shady sticker on your mother's bumper She came home screamin a bunch of motherf**ers jumped her... [Proof] Ay yo Proceed to list em, there's no need to diss em The Herry Heathen, destroy your whole breathing system Twist em like beer caps, who wants to hear that Rap, murder rates, and I snap vertebrates Collapse further states, my track preserve tha grave Your pack deserve a crate, in fact the word is fake i'll k** you slow like AID's infested nuts I'm holding vendetta like seven great-molested s*uts Calling me your b**h n***a? you need to stop Reality, one on one how many times you got dropped I'm cut throat when any track runs, conscious when i smack nuns It's the rough neck that makes m**ms run and pack guns I'm volcanic (VOLCANIC!), the sermon preacher Burning MC's most wanted by Herman Kefa You tried to get a squad, they was like "money? oh no!" Leavin you brain dead, hittin trees with Sonny Bono I kick without a dojo, D-12 slow flow Shoot down your mother ship and pimp smack mojo (*smack* yea!) No pro wanna go knuckle blades with the renegade n***a tried to go pop, and plus they minute made My lieutenant sprayed your brigade, and trampled your flow Big P, the reason MC's canceled their shows The truth will hurt, see Proof will work your shame in it The best part of your show is when you put my name in it My squad be, godly, fearin sh** hardly So I hope when I'ma die, I dope like Chris Farley f** that [Bugz] Who run sh**, watch these drums hit You dove head first into some old dumb sh** Here's a can of a** whip, for you to come get Your clique made their trip, I made them hoes submit Ask your girl, she knows the scoop "don't f** with Bugz b**h" I'll chop off her titti, have you s**ing one tit Them pink belly n***as is who you run with Making half a** songs, sh**ty snares and one kick I hate your damn sound, don't like it one bit You can make a double album, won't have one hit Your entire outfit is on some bullsh** And there's not a damn one that I can't out-wit I admit, that my style is unfit For mamma's baby boy because I'm on some dumb sh** Like I commit arsony, get harm quick You pull the alarm switch, I'll stab you in your armpit (b*tch!) Now who the nit-wit wanna come get with This egotistic, hip-hop fundamental-istic Don't risk it, you'll get your sh** split Now keep your distance, and keep existence I'm persistent when it comes to bent sh** I smoked a blunt with my judge before my sentence I'm relentless to deny you're senseless Yo b**h! pay my bill that's where the hell your rent went f** that [Almighty Dreadknaughts] I k**ed competition, with no way out as an opposition Execute the pa**engers on the flight by executive decision Then reminisce on how shady the business Terrorists axed by Israelis when they visit Bombed in the senate World war 3 in the making, murdered the exhibition team finish Beat the ref senseless No timeout extended play papers over your intermission And increasing the battlefield with the blood of Christians Cryin for the messiah, but he don't listen I pop my wig when I top the stove frame boil sizzling A pyromaniac cook, I do damage to kitchens f** Home Depot, I demolition When I home improve, I'll be there to fix it For my school is supervision, for down finical aid smoked up my intuition *inhales* *COUGHS* Only hang out with rappers with explicit lyrics And pistol grip punks with a beef, b**h do you wanna get eaten?? [Almighty Dreadknaughts] I got a mind full of troubles Everythings in doubles I buy my guns in couples No time to replace fumbles Cause MC's come and MC's go, we both flow Injured from head to toe No fit a model, we full throttle You stuck in low, incapable to master flow Everything is tactical, living mathematical Watch master flow, unleash and let go I sh** like lava, original designer, married to marijuana since a minor Making it a chance to see my battleship could get you wet like fibs, what Applying d**h-defying feats, maintain to keep my peace Flow like to see, when I release these beats over concrete [Almighty Dreadknaughts] My presidental transitions has taken place As I spread vocally on the M-I-CR-O Power he's cyphin not equality, I deal unless the the track and made it real, I know my people feel it Keep their heads bobbin, and the emotional sobbin Plus a cultural cipher after show, hoes slobbin Knobs, love the f**in flavor of the icing Plus I'm precision, my double edge continue slicin..