Cyanide and Silicone - Freak lyrics

[Hook] I'm a freak, uh, wheelchair bound (Dude!) Sneak a peak of p**n when my mom's not around (s*ut!) I'm just a pimp tryna get my fix Taking up skirt pics of all the hot chicks (f** yeah!) I said, I'm a freak, uh, wheelchair bound (b**h!) Sneak a peak of p**n when my mom's not around (s*ut!) I'm just a pimp tryna get my fix (uh!) Taking up skirt pics of all the hot chicks (dude!) [Verse 1] Sitting in the student lounge, listening to my music Don't make me whip out my fat dick and use it Got my headphones on, the kind that fold up If you talk to me, I'll hoof you in the nuts (b**h!) Ten minutes before the bell rings f** that sh** dude I just want to sing But if I'm late to cla**, they'll bend me over And break my a** (Aw sh**!) 'Tard bathroom, got remodeled Fresh a** diaper dispenser going full throttle Looking at my a**hole in the mirror Looks so clean, Brian keeps it bleached Roll into cla**, about 11:06 Forgot to spray, man, I smell like piss (Sorry!) Make a remark, turn the lights off And I'll smack your head off, in the dark (b**h!) [Hook] Freak, uh, wheelchair bound (s*ut!) Sneak a peak of p**n when my mom's not around Just a pimp tryna get my fix Taking up skirt pics of all the hot chicks (Yeah!) I said I'm a freak, uh, wheelchair bound Sneak a peak of p**n when my mom's not around (b**h!) Just a pimp tryna get my fix Taking up skirt pics of all the hot chicks (Sleaze!) [Verse 2] Going to meet a girl, she's a 'tard Now Brian's been acting all hard (Why dude?) I lay her down on the quilt for some a** Next stop, is a place in the park on top of the gra** (Oh yeah!) Senior year, last year of being a pimp The thought of that sh** makes my f**ing dick limp 'Tard's first to get the laptops Load that sh** full of p**n, now that's hot (Oh yeah!) Smooth like a sailer, smell like cheese Dorito's and Mountain Dew please! (Dude) Gotta go s*ut! The bell's about to ring Can't be late to lunch Hotdogs and chips, that sh**'s for free! [Hook] I'm a freak, uh, wheelchair bound Sneak a peak of p**n when my mom's not around Just a pimp tryna get my fix Taking up skirt pics of all the hot chicks I said, I'm a freak, uh, wheelchair bound Sneak a peak of p**n when my mom's not around Just a pimp tryna get my fix Taking up skirt pics of all the hot chicks c*nt!