Cyanide and Silicone - f** Your Silver Bells lyrics

[Intro: Dale Nasty] It's Christmas, last year I didn't get sh** This year, I better see that fat b**h My stocking is a used panty hose Inside, was a log of sh** bro [Verse 1: Sideshow Brian] I woke up on Christmas day My dick was sad, sh** I need to get laid Walked to the living room and opened some presents All I got were used tube socks and a dead pheasant [Verse 2: Dale Nasty] In my yard, it didn't snow, yo I built a snowman out of sh**, and I'm lit All I want under my tree is a bag of chips Fat free, and a little bit of p**y, dude! [Verse 3: Sideshow Brian] Then we went to my grandmas house She had sourdough up inside her blouse My first gift was a bag of mints A Minecraft story mode for my Xbox 3-6 [Verse 4: Dale Nasty] Got a piss stained Santa hat A little baggy that's full of crack Didn't know what to do with that And my shoe game is kind of wac, dude! [Hook: Dale Nasty & Sideshow Brian] f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells! f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells! (All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail!) f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells! f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells! (All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail!) [Verse 5: Sideshow Brian] Christmas dinner was stale and bitter I sat next to my cousin, who's a crazy gravy spitter I gobbled my sh** like a hobo on some crack Oh f**, my aunt has a nice rack [Verse 6: Dale Nasty] Mom said Christmas is gonna make the six triple I told her all I want for Christmas is not be a cripple All I unwrapped was a box of pampers Some broke chicken legs, and some wheelchair rampers [Verse 7: Sideshow Brian] After lunch we went outside to play soccer I see my aunt again and all I want to do is co*k her But yet again, she didn't even get me sh** Her kids are lucky that they got to s** on her tits [Verse 8: Dale Nasty] I told Santa to bring his sleigh my way But nope, all he wrote back was a suicide note Avoid Reindeer, they try to harm me From Miss B, I got a box from the salvation army [Hook: Dale Nasty & Sideshow Brian] x2 f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells! f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells! (All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail!) f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells! f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells! (All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail!) [Verse 9: Sideshow Brian] My grandpa got me new light up Sketchers I'm a dog, I see some p**y all I do is fetch 'em Miss B gave me a box of candle sticks All I want to do is just shove 'em up your a**, b**h! [Verse 10: Dale Nasty] Elf on the shelf with his a** blew out f**ing the stuffing makes me want to shout Ice on the porch makes me want to peel out Mentally f**ed is what Christmas is all about, dude! [Hidden Outtakes]