Girls! Girls! Watch out! Watch out! There's a two legged animal running about If it smokes a great big cigar And it hangs around at a bar If it tells the biggest lies Wears the loudest ties? It's a man! If it acts just like a cross patch Has a face with whiskers that scratch If its stubbornness can be mean and ornery It's a man! If it walks If it talks If its habits are a little bit peculiar If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful Be on the lookout, don't let it fool ya! But if it makes the moon up on high More than just a light in the sky If it kisses you and you find you like it too Grab it! It's a man! [Instrumental] If it whistles each time you pa** Owns a car that runs out of gas Then it's time that you get hip, better watch your step It's a man! If it acts just like it's the boss When it knows that you are of course If it gets a little rough Thinks it's very tough [Scream] It's a man! If it walks If it talks If its habits are a little bit peculiar If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful Be on the look out, don't let it fool ya But if it's kneeling down on one knee Saying "Darling, please marry me" Then don't hesitate Better name the date And then grab it! Hold it! Hang onto it! For it's a man!