Cruger - Broken Language lyrics

[Cruger] Base your eyes on the crew Rhyme Book Club stopping through so what the f** you wanna do [Eurgh] See, now we're doing all them silly intro bars [Cruger] Alright, f** it, let's just skip that part and get straight into ours [Eurgh] The mind blower, meaning of life knower The eye-opener, the ice sculpturer Blindfolded knife-thrower The golf-sale sign holder Info-exchanger, the bi-polar mental home escaper, the nosy neighbour Expect a total failure yet to blow [?} The Cruger overater, the blow-up doll inflator The scientology believer, the eager beaver The alphabet-burper, the head turner, the beast unleasher [Cruger] The d**h wisher, Virginia Tech k**er Neck slitter, the heart-out of-your-bare-chest ripper The all-black dressed ninja, the sket lipser French kisser, the internet minger head giver The friend ditcher, the haunted house bed-sitter The knock-down ginger playing doorbell ringer The pen clicker, the giant spider-web spinner Don't mess with the, Russian roulette winner The special needs rapper, the STD catcher Penny-sweet snatcher low self-esteem haver The sheep shagger, the presidential speech planner The bald psychopath "Sexy Beast" gangster [Eurgh] The mid-90s beat jacker, the language breaker The tax evader, the garage raver "brap!" exclaimer [Cruger] The masturbater, the premature ejaculater It's a random stranger, the "I am Banksy" claimer [Eurgh] The dragon slayer, president a**a**inater Civil war advocater, disabled badge displayer [Cruger] The Wacky Racer, the Roger Rabbit framer The old-school 1993 iTV Gladiator Alligator wrestler, poison apple taster Tobacco craver, the laughing gas inhaler [Eurgh] The seven minute abs creator, the hitch hiker Identical hand twin finder, p**n film script writer Triple 6 dialler, religion sect former Big timer, anarchy inspirer, offence courter [Cruger] Heroin snorter, the grand-entrance performer The celebrity stalker, the chain-letter ignorer The football hooligan, the chelsea supporter The couch potato, the "bad times ahead of you" warner [Eurgh] The genetic disorder gene carrier Dream shatterer, hair cream tamperer, East Anglia street battler Back seat pa**enger November 5th arsonist The buck pa**er, corrupt member of Parliament [Cruger] The bad tempered bus conductor, the mother s**er Nothing but a rapping tube station tunnel busker Just another up and comer, poor judgment truster Mister lover-lover, undercover uncle f**er Scuzzy brother from another mother PCP smoker, menace II society DVD owner [Eurgh] V.I.P. clubber, the mean-mugger The tree-hugger, slabs of meat puncher Pandora's box key-cutter, the free-runner Roof top leaper, clock-beater The Asian shopkeeper, illegal dog breeder The knuckle cracker, pro-skater 900 lander Something or other rambler, Bone Thugz understander [Cruger] The "whatever-he-says" compulsive liar The reject, the social climber Over-hyper motorcycler Survivor soul, sole survivor The pulveriser The vodka drinker, the Japanese robot buyer [Eurgh] The famous names in conversation dropper The dose exceeder, intoxicate-a-doctor operation botcher The dodgy geezer, the lying toerag The final boss defeater, the artist formerly known as [Cruger] The Tourettes sufferer, the human head juggler North-west Londoner, Poundstretcher's best customer [Eurgh] The window-licker, the skinny-dipper The kiddy-fiddler, able bodied long distance sprinter cheating Paralympics winner [Cruger] The troublemaker, the undertaker The drunker sailor, the dustbin raider The umbilical cord to stomach taper [Eurgh] Big art attack doer, bad loser police rhymer The supposed freestyler rhyme scheme reciter [Sample: Immortal Technique] You motherf**ers thought it was over, huh? well it's not... [Cruger] The rhyme schemer, the unidentified creature The racist, the rapist, the human rights preacher Supply-teacher bully, Satan's advice feeder Tribe leader, the Papa New Guinea sightseer The slime-bucket, the scumbag, the wife-beater The greaseball, the wrong place at the wrong time be-er [Eurgh] The anger management therapy needer, weapon concealer The anorexic beater, the academic succeeder, dead relative griever Affection compeater, vulnerable child temperature feeler The presenter of cheaters, the level completer, the Lemming misleader The Genesis reader, the excrement eater, the identity stealer [Cruger] The medal receiver, the greatest distance walked with a milk bottle balanced on my head record achiever Electrocutor, ungodly-amount-of-sweat producer The temper loser, the friends calling credit user Crystal meth abuser, river Thames polluter Instrumental looper, Freddie Kruger glove weapon user [Eurgh] Encrypted Nasa system hacker, the business handler The whippersnapper, a vision slacker, the last minute crammer Extra time in exams requirer, someone else's battle fighter The "why'd this have to happen?" cryer Eyebrow waxing tryer, empty house advertiser Cow sacrificer, the clapped out banger driver [Cruger] The food hustler, the shroom-muncher, the humongous zoot bunner, the tomb raider 2 butler The queue jumper, the battle-scene newcomer The pube-plucker, the goon... tune bumper [Eurgh] The fat spitter with wack fillers, phantom flan flinger Underpants sniffer, rubber band pinger Match flicker, renegade master, crime rate halfer Snake charmer, the "have you got any spare change?" asker [Cruger] The showstopper, the window shopper The crack house lodger, abandoned home squatter The globetrotter, the bloodstained clothes washer The stolen phone squatter, remote control hogger [Eurgh] The riot sparker, I am the twisted fire-starter Shoe-shop worker, the guy who asks ya "what size you after?" The money lender, detonater bu*ton presser The crazy stunt attempter, Britain's got talent judge impresser [Cruger] The common thief, the Eminem wannabe The cross between a spotty teen and the man of your dreams [Eurgh] Mysterious chest boxer, bend copper Loch Ness Monster, concept clocker Bombshell dropper!