Crudbump - The Sickest lyrics

I'm like Target, liberals love me Kids climb up my leg trying to hug me Hey Santa! No, I ain't got sh** for you Late for my date with a rare-a** steak I gotta cut through The fat is the thickest And the blood on the table, ridiculous With cow gods as my witness That's how I do it cause I'm the damn sickest I'm like a metaphor, I mean a simile I mean a**imilate the a** that's in front of me A dirt bu*ton's a shirt bu*ton but in a bu*t, and I'm busy town like a Richard Scarry worm man Don't get scared, I'm well-haired, not scary A man's man's required to be hairy I dish the starfish the quickest That's how I do it cause I'm the damn sickest Give it to you straight, right out the rear gate Seven got scared, cause he heard that I ate Nine through eleven, bread unleavened Pa**over's over, shalom a** reverend The brown reverent, bow to the fundament Take communion every now and then Church is now the dismissedest That's how I do it cause I'm the damn sickest