Crudbump - Bigfoot lyrics

I'm like Bigfoot Stomping thru your house again Looking for eggs Call me bigfoot, or call me monsterlegs When I ring the f**ing bell gimmme eggs It's trick or treat every week for my knees I need vitamins to keep 'em on my feet Got a carton of eggs let me borrow that When I'm done, you're not gonna want em back I gotta process and digest the eggs Process and digest, protein to progress If you're gone fill a basket up and set it out Or I'll bust a window, come and get the eggs out You're weight watching, your fridge had a lock and I ripped the door right off the hinges And my eggs are not binges My physique is stupendous I'm like a camel, my gut full of muscle And water. How you gonna question? When I came through your house with big legs I left the refrigerator open. I'm sorry about that You can replace that food, it's not safe Yes! I need the oval chicken baby Crack the liquid in my mouth, I'm lazy I'm the sasquatch, mouth on a chicken crotch Yelling give me another one You never see me, people try to film me Try to keep the camera still Enhance the video, the tape is a mess It looks like a 32 year old with baldness I stay hidden, eggs do my bidding Chickens get to picking legs get to kicking I kicked a bird and the bird didn't notice Birds don't give a f** Put all the birds in a factory Put them in hell boxes f** birds, f** every bird Give me your unborn bird children Eggs are sterile, you can keep them unrefrigerated... Room temperature eggs. They cook better, they eat better. You can crack them and just get the liquid out and drink the liquid. They all look the same inside. They all cook the same inside. Call me bigfoot