[Verse 1: Crooked I] Can I get a witness? Baby girl you hot, what's the bidness? Eat you for breakfast, look at all your thickness Trix are for kids, I'll f** you with the quickness Can't wait to bend the booty over Stretch it out like you was doing yoga K-9 you turn me to a Rover Walking super vulgar like a stupid ogre Buy you a drink like my name was T-Pain Getting you drunk no that ain't the G game I ain't gotta drop Visine in her drink man Baby get horny as soon as the beat bang Her name is Elaine and she's a freak thang She secretly came when she gave me brain Jumped in the sweet thing hit it so deep man She put her house keys on my key chain Damn baby never been that wet C.O.B. she want to be from the set Running out of breath making her sweat She don't smoke but she lit a cigarette Dick so good start acting crazy That's when a n***a get Patrick Swayze Maybe next week I'll get at ya baby Then she sent me a text, you ain't have to play me Naw baby doll I ain't acting shady But I ain't got time for a nagging lady Her fatal attraction trying to have my baby Get mad enough to clap you with a black .380 Hoes don't know I'm a problem Fly best friends, ménage à trois them f** them hoes from the top to bottom So west coast, rock Dodger condoms Brand new titties yep, papa bought 'em Colagen a** cheeks the doctor shot 'em I don't give a damn if you real or fake If you want weave at least believe go Get it shawty [Verse 2: Crooked I] Yeah sick a** rims all you hoes better know that I'm only out to buy p**y magnets like Borat Boy that whip got him going can't ignore that Ass on the leather seats, Guiseppes on the floor mats I broke the s*uts soon as them legs open up She can have Oprah bucks or even be broke as f** Sprinkle yay on the balls, call it coconuts If she swallow during brains that's game she soaking up, what Don't f** with me I'm coo-coo dude Put your b**h on Youtube nude Nothing on just two new shoes Million views while you boo hoo That's what you get for that whoop whoop fool, ooh She tattoo my name on her inner thigh I shined knowledge on her, opened up her inner eye Didn't I hit you with that stimuli Yeah the Marines' slogan is semper fi Mine's pimp or die b*atch n***a fly see no reason to switch I don't got to brush my shoulder off it's clean as a b**h Peep it, treat the penis like broken English and sh** Slang it between the Venus and clit, mean as a pitt Trying to find a who*e, leave her p**y lining sore Like [?] did for China and that vagina or Like she getting hit from behind from some kind of dinosaur Take off the designer Dior, let the lion roar I'm getting money out the purses you copping a I get around worse than 2Pac and the Digital Underground, even if the dirty b**h popular Hypnotize her mind like 36 Mafia Have her in my kitchen cooking perch and tilapia Why you spying on us n***a, word to binoculars Do 'em bad in my amusement park It gets mad if I abuse the heart Wave six flags and surrender a pimp's art Yeah I use the art I kick back before the music start Then hit that banging music soul child in a secluded locale Dude is so wild Got her posing like a nudist, she got the cutest profile Then it's brains, I screwed this ho's beautiful smile Crooked I yeah that's the boy f** ya s** ya 'til I crash the toy Get p**y down south like I'm Pastor Troy From a chick who a** match Ki Toy Dick jab fast as Roy Jones, then I'm gone after I s** freaks Tell you like I tell them, see you next week