[Intro] C.O.B *Phone ringing* Girl: Hello? Crooked I: Yeah, what you doing? Girl: Just got out the shower Crooked I: Oh yeah? Won't you come to the house and kick it with me for a while, drink something, do something, you know? Girl: Do something? Like what? [Hook: K-Young] It's a crooked-crooked game Shawty, I heard you gots crooked-crooked brains You know, I-I gots to hit that! You the type I'd like to smash to early in the morning Shawty, this is a boning [Verse 1: Crooked I] Baby girl I bet you taste like candy I do not think you understand me Ass like that gotta run in your family Goddamn she rocking them panties We in Miami, Bal Harbour Penthouse view, yeah it's all water The Don-Dada I'm f**ing these hoes While I'm puffing a cigar like a young Godfather No X, put it down without it You can be like ''No doubt about it'' You can be dark as a power outage Give me one sec you'll be bout it bout it I'll Master P ya, glad to meet ya I don't give a damn if your Dad's a preacher My MAC can reach ya with a snap of a finger After me you'll be a nasty skeezer Looking good with them skin tight jeans on Why would I not let it be known? Here it is little mama it's your theme song Download the sh**, make it a ringtone I can see us in bed getting our freak on Sweating like King Kong with a mink on Get my creep on, hit it then I be gone I'ma doorbell, all they get is ding-dong Magnum umbrellas, all y'all MILFs need younger fellas Nothing you out of shape bums can tell us Dick so deep make a shovel jealous Ain't nothing wrong, girl we grown Talk to me dirty when you hit me on the phone Let's get it on, all night long You know what they say Go hard or go home! [Hook: K-Young] It's a crooked-crooked game Shawty, I heard you gots crooked-crooked brains You know, I-I gots to hit that! You the type I'd like to smash to early in the morning Shawty, this is a boning Eh-eh-eeehhh Way your body sw-sw-sweaaat, don't stop Put it on me, like you really want it Ride me like a pony, go hard or go home [Verse 2: Crooked I] Get it girl, that's the biz I like the way you shake your a** to this Don't ask me what my pa**ion is My pa** is trying to get it past your ribs Young boss and I feed you game Learn to unlearn then I free your brain Told y'all lames I don't need Jermaine Sort of like Michael Jackson, don't need Jermaine I got a s**y chica, bad as Shakira When she home she shake her a** in the mirror Look back at it to capture it clearer Dick get hard when the cat get nearer Rock that boat and she know the business f** her 'til the hoe get motion sickness I'll stroke your mistress with the ultra quickness Headboard knocking like Jehovah Witness Then I bend it over like yoga fitness On that patron I'ma go the distance Game so strong that there's no resistance Even though I told her there's no commitments I don't want to be your boyfriend I don't want to be your fiancé I don't want to be your husband I just want to f** every single day So many words in the English grammar But cum by the dick is what I'm thinking and a- Know I need to clean up my speaking manners But I'm Eastside Longbeach bananas Didn't I tell you b**h I been grown Freak enough to ghostwrite a Prince song Got something you can wrap your lips on When I pull it out go hard or go home! [Hook: K-Young] It's a crooked-crooked game Shawty, I heard you gots crooked-crooked brains You know, I-I gots to hit that! You the type I'd like to smash to early in the morning Shawty, this is a boning Eh-eh-eeehhh Way your body sw-sw-sweaaat, don't stop Put it on me, like you really want me Ride me like a pony, go hard or go home [Bridge: K-Young] Met a n***a like me Bring you and your girlfriends, maybe three Back to the crib, you know how I do it No I ain't no movie star but I do music There ain't nothing to it, ay I don't give a damn what you say Magic Ink and C.O.B Inglewood to the LBC We running these Cali streets And all of these broads wanna f** with me [Hook: K-Young] It's a crooked-crooked game Shawty, I heard you gots crooked-crooked brains You know, I-I gots to hit that! You the type I'd like to smash to early in the morning Shawty, this is a boning Eh-eh-eeehhh Way your body sw-sw-sweaaat, don't stop Put it on me, like you really want me Ride me like a pony, go hard or go home [Outro: Crooked I] Y'all know what we doing right now Tetris mothaf**ing records, C.O.B My n***a K-Young just let y'all know how it's going down You b**hes better go hard or go home We ain't f**ing around neither 50 say he just want a lil' bit, I want a whole lot, b**h! And that's what we talking 'bout Eastside Longbeach, n***as got problems, holla!