Creature Feature - The Netherworld lyrics

There exists a secret place Heralded by d**h embrace Soon you'll learn what's life after d**h Soon after your corpse has been dressed You can only come around As you're buried six feet down When your body functions have ceased The maggots begin to feast You'll be the life of the party Way down at the cemetery Far below the hollowed ground Far from the safe lights of town At home amongst the beatles and worms Where the creepy crawlies will squirm Unfortunately it isn't heaven Fortunately it's not quite hell It's a place of legend and myth Where the reaper has gonna amiss You'll be the life of the party Way down at the cemetery You will soon depart from the heart in your chest Lalalalalalalalalalala For its incessant beating will eventually end Lalalalalalalalalalala You wont need the flood of warm blood in your veins Lalalalalalalalalalala For every single crimson drop will surely be drained Lalalalalalalalalalala All your worthy posessions And all your measly Convictions Will be useless after the day you die You wont need them on the other side Now as your pulse subsides Time has come to say your goodbyes Saint Peter doesn't call your name But your body does not drown in flames You'll exist beyond creation No hope for reincarnation Once they carve out your headstone and you're nothing left but a bag of bones You'll recieve an invitation to the life between the stations You'll be the life of the party Way down at the cemetery A casket holds your lifeless form That chunk of meat is no longer warm Before all your insides begin to curd You'll transcend into an Ether Every lost soul migrates here As the real world sheds a tear A spirit not fit for ascension A soul not fit for redemption You'll be the life of the party Way down at the cemetery You will soon depart from the heart in your chest Lalalalalalalalalalala For its incessant beating will eventually end Lalalalalalalalalalala You wont need the flood of warm blood in your veins Lalalalalalalalalalala For every single crimson drop will surely be drained Lalalalalalalalalalala All your worthy posessions And all your measly Convictions Will be useless after the day you die You wont need them on the other side Now as your pulse subsides Time has come to say your goodbyes Well now, it seems you've been cursed to wander Into the pitch black Yonder You cannot be saved Now your body lies in a cold, cold grave! Well now, it seems you're off the beaten path An exiled outcast What lies ahead? Face the facts, son You are, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD! Well now, it seems you've come to a realization That you're an abomination So don't be sad, life after d**h isn't Bad, Bad, Bad! Well now, I really must be on my way There's other folks who've gone astray It never ends, go forth and haunt Make some enemies!...or friends! You will soon depart from the heart in your chest Lalalalalalalalalalala For its incessant beating will eventually end Lalalalalalalalalalala You wont need the flood of warm blood in your veins Lalalalalalalalalalala For every single crimson drop will surely be drained Lalalalalalalalalalala All your worthy posessions And all your measly Convictions Will be useless after the day you die You wont need them on the other side Now as your pulse subsides Time has come to say your goodbyes It wants you! It gets you! Firmly in its grip! Sit back, don't fight! Go along for the trip Prepare to be scared Right out of your skin Welcome to the Netherworld where your new life begins!