Cracker - Kerosene Hat lyrics

Intro & break: Em-c-g-d(ba** f#) Em-c-g-d(ba** f#) Em-d-c-a-g-c Em how can i fly with these c old doggy wings While the g magpie sings some d(ba** f#) shiny song? Em old corn face row of teeth, she says c sweetly to me In the g elevator d(ba** f#) Chorus: Em everything d seems like a c dream And a life's a scream. G-c Here come old kerosene hat With his ear flaps waxed, a courting' his girl Come clattering in here on your old cloven skates With that devilish spoon Chorus: Everything seems like a dream And life's a scream When you're submarine Break So don't you bother me d**h with your leathery ways And your old chaise lounge (old chaise lounge) Wickerman's fence of leathery tyres And the cook's gone bad, started several fires Chorus: Everything seems like a dream When your submarine Head like a stream she says softly to me From the rattling chair Bring me a steak and my old pair of crows, My medicine lamp Chorus: Everything seems like a dream So life's a scream (life's a scream) (ring-around-rosie, pocket full of posies) (all fall down) (?, don't suffer?) (?) (?) (?) (?) (chaise lounge?)